A Public Health Emergency in 10 Rivers

TinfoilToad

Big Sludge poisoned the river. The podcasts poisoned his brain. Paddle upstream, dodge the runoff, and try not to start a newsletter.

Best score: 0

Field Manual

SteerArrows or A/D. On a phone, drag anywhere.

ThrottleUp/W goes faster, Down/S slows. Drag up or down on touch.

Brain JuiceYour fuel. Float over a Juice can to refill. Every sip adds a little paranoia.

MutationAtrazine, PFAS, sludge, pills, plastic. Fill it and you become a Superfund site.

ParanoiaAd drones, podcast blimps, lobbyist briefcases. Fill it and you start a podcast.

FiringAuto-fire is on. Shoot bridges to pass. Forever Foam can't be shot. It's forever.

PickupsTouch Grass lowers paranoia. Brita filters lower mutation. Tinfoil Hat blocks paranoia. Truth Shotgun spreads fire.

Grift CoinsSpend them at the Merch Store between rivers.

RIVER 1 / 10

Glyphosate Gulch

The Daily Runoff

Waiting upstream

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Between Rivers

0 GRIFT

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The river will still be toxic when you get back.

Game Over

All 10 Rivers Survived