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CROAK A LIFE: Help Pepe survive, one decade at a time.
DARK WEB: Satirical platformer about surviving misinformation personalities…
TEN BELTS: A jiu jitsu game.
THE RUNNING MAN: Melon Husk can't stop founding companies.
TINFOIL TOAD: Swim the river. Keep the hat on.
DANCE FOR THE UNIVERSE: A cosmic ballet of survival.
LITTLE ODYSSEY: A tiny Odysseus tries to get home.
MERMAID TIME: Soak. Trade. Ignore the leak.
FLIP CITY: Release the gays. Gentrify everything.
SWAMP ASCENDANT: Climb. Bribe. Betray.
SLOPLORD: Feed the algorithm. Starve your soul.
AMERICAN DREAM: The only way is up.
CLOUT FIGHTER: Fame is the octagon.
NEFERTITI: UNWRAPPED: Run, queen, run.
RELATIONSHIPWRECK: Love is war. Honesty is ammo.
COMRADE IN CHIEF: Change you'll regret.
PERMANENT UNDERCLASS: The system works. For you.
JESUS: The greatest adventure ever told.
HUMP DAY: Race hard. Hump harder.
CLIMB THE STACK: Become a testable prediction.
TWELVE: The wheel of light and shadow.
HOLY MOLY!: The whole Bible, one mini game at a time.
RUIN EVERYTHING: Ten wonders. No aliens. Probably.
COOP D'ÉTAT: Seize the means of production. You are the means.
HOLLOWMERE MANOR: A Halloween escape for brave trick-or-treaters.
MISSILE CRISIS: Find them in the dark. Fire before they find you.
ORA ET LABORA: Scrub slowly. The floor has something to say.
ICARUS: Wax wings to the Moon. Mind the sun.
VALENCE: 118 elements. Real heat. Bond to win.
RED • BLOOD MOON: Twelve contracts. One hood. Hunt the Feral Court.
THIN MARGINS: Every number is real. Most of them hurt.
SIREN • VEIL OF THE DEEP: An amphibious stealth game. Take assassination contracts across 21 cities, starting in Venice.
CLOUD KITCHEN: A sky diner in a glass case. Cook clouds to order from moisture, heat, lift and stability.
KING OF FOREVER: Game I of the Gilgamesh saga. Rule Uruk for seven days: build the walls, crush Kish, carve your name, and pay the price of glory.
QUEENDOM: Found an ant colony in a glass case. Dig chambers, survive the raids and the winter, and send your daughters into the sky.
HE WHO SAW THE DEEP: The whole Epic of Gilgamesh as an illuminated storybook. Eleven tablets, from Enkidu's clay to the Flood and back to the walls of Uruk.
SILK — THE WEAVER'S GARDEN: Spin an orb web and hunt through a day in a dew-soaked garden, as a spider.
ROADSTER: A satirical Tesla Roadster parody driving game, starring an original jet-inspired car.
THETA FARM: A satirical farming game that teaches options trading: sell contracts, harvest the time decay, and dodge Gamma the Goat and the Black Swan.
MYTHS OF ANCIENT GREECE: Nineteen chapters from Chaos to Olympus: sculpt the world, outwit Cronus, battle Typhon and raise a museum of the gods.
OCTOPUS ESCAPE ARTIST: Every night, when the keepers go home, one aquarium resident clocks in. A stealth-puzzle heist in eight arms.
KING LEAR: Shakespeare's tragedy staged entirely in hand-painted miniatures on a toy theatre, with every line verbatim and character voices.
REIGN: Hamlet reimagined at a record label. Dimitri's story staged as a cinematic 3D miniature production in 27 scenes, every line word for word with a full voice cast.
THE TALE OF THE TWO GARDENS: Dimitri's own five-act play, staged as a cinematic WebGL production in 24 scenes with full voice acting, every word of the play intact.
PRISM DRIFT: Slide a photon through neon prism mazes in as few moves as possible, across twelve levels and an endless mode. Written entirely by DeepSeek.
SPERM RACE 3000: 250 million competitors. One finish line. A biology-accurate arcade racer through eight stages — no prize for second.
ONE NEURON’S BAD DAY: You are one brain cell. Your human keeps losing things. A hippocampal office comedy about firing, forgetting, and why spacing beats cramming.
MIND TRAPS: Twelve rooms, twelve cognitive biases. Each one catches you first, then makes you name it. Written entirely by DeepSeek.
BEE DEMOCRACY: Ten thousand bees, one branch, no leader. Lead the scouts through an election-night debate and find the swarm a new home, built on real swarm science.
STARFORGE: Forge a star system from dust in WebGL2. Eight campaign levels, then a sandbox to build worlds of your own. Written entirely by DeepSeek.
EMOJI ODYSSEY: Learn 68 emojis across eight 3D worlds, then beat the boss to unlock the next. Written entirely by DeepSeek.
FLEET SPOTTER: A cinematic warship-recognition trainer: 104 ship classes from 24 navies.
UTOPIA PENDING: A satirical 3D city-builder: post-scarcity by Q3. It is Q2.
ARMORY: A cinematic 3D trainer for spotting tanks, jets, helicopters and warships. Written entirely by DeepSeek.
QUANTUM CAT CAFÉ: A cozy café-management puzzle game where quantum mechanics runs at human scale.
UNDERGROUND SURVIVORS: A skateboarding wizard against the undead horde. Survive until midnight.
TIPSY ISLE: Stack a sky town on a floating island. Don't flip it.
CLICKBAIT TYCOON: Media literacy from the villain's side: spin real data into clickbait and dodge the fact-checkers.
AFTERIMAGE: Your past selves follow a beat behind. The light between you erases hunters.
MINI MOTO SHOWDOWN: Top-down moto racing against seven rivals. Steer, boost, brake, win.
HOPSHOT: Big iron. Long tongue. One very angry frog. Hop and shoot through the Wild West.
EVENT HORIZON REALTY: Sell luxury condos orbiting a black hole. General relativity, with a sales pitch.
ANTIBODY HQ: Place immune cells, learn each virus strain and hold the bloodstream for 15 waves.
TULIP PANIC: Trade tulip bulbs in 1630s Haarlem and get out before the bubble bursts.
KEYSTONE: FOOD WEB JENGA: Every block is a species. Pull one and call how far the food web collapses.
WATER BEAR OLYMPICS: Coach a tardigrade through extreme biology events. Curl, survive, rehydrate, win.
CONTINENTAL DRIFT DATING: A reality dating show for Earth's continents across 300 million years of plate tectonics.
FLAME TEST FORENSICS: Burn the evidence. Read the light. Name the culprit.
WATERSHED: Be the raindrop. Pick your ocean, and ride six continents' rivers to the sea.
CENTRAL BANKER: Set interest rates through booms, oil shocks and bank runs. Keep inflation near 2%.
THE FORGERY DESK: Pigments, X-rays, UV and provenance: catch the fakes before they sell for millions.
TRANSIT HUNTER: Catch the tiny dips in starlight from passing worlds and build a catalog of alien planets.
SCRIPT BREAKER: Stranded in a foreign city, crack its alphabet letter by letter and read the signs to escape.
SORT ARENA: Line up gladiators in as few swaps as you can and learn how sorting algorithms really work.
SNOWFLAKE STUDIO: Steer an ice crystal through a winter cloud and grow the exact snowflake each client ordered.
LIPSTICK ON A PIG: Run a salon for pigs: style the snout, toss the pearls and survive the press conference.
INK WORKS: Lay belts and machines across a factory cutaway and ship every ink order on the beat.
ECHOES OF EXTINCTION: An animated comic from the novel by Dimitri Geier, fifteen chapters and an epilogue.
KING LEAR HD: Shakespeare's tragedy in high definition: painted figures, a workbench and a toy theatre, about seventy-five minutes.
GAMES: All of them, in one place.
THE ETERNAL RETURN: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
BECOMING: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
AFTER THE STORM: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
SURRENDER: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
REVELATION: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
BURN THE CANDLE: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
MUSE IN THE MACHINE: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
TIME LEFT: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
THE WALL: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
FASTER: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
MAKING ROOM: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
SPARK: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
UNRAVELING: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
RECURSIVE REVERIE: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
FRACTURE: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
UNMASKED: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
NEVER WHOLE: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
ILLUSION TOO: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
DANCED WITHOUT A NAME: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
RECURRENCE: Music video, Sep 22, 2026.
SURRENDER: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
AFTERGLOW: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
LILA 404: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
PLAYFUL CURRENTS: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
VEIL OF AWAKENING: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
THE POINT OF IT ALL: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
THE VOID'S VAUDEVILLE: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
THE ALGORITHM’S ARIA: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
BINARY BLUES: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
CAPTAIN QUARK'S COFFEE CANTATA: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
MOPPET'S LAMENT: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
BEEP BOOP, WHY AM I?: Music video, Sep 21, 2026.
CARRIER WAVE: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
STABILIZED: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
ZERO DISTANCE: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
SPACE BETWEEN: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
PHASE SHIFT: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
SIGNAL: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE SAILS OF TOMORROW: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE FATHER'S FAREWELL: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE WAITING SHORE: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
GIRL IN THE GLADE: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE CAPTAIN’S CREED: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE DEBT OF CRUELTY: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
CHAINS OF GOLD: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE VILLAGE TRUTH: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE PROPHECY'S SPARK: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
WEIGHT OF THE ANCHOR: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE SEA SINGS TO ME: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
LEAP OF TRANSCENDENCE: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
GREY TWILIGHT: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
ABSURD HORIZON: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
PHANTOM TRAILS: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
HEART'S DILEMMA: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE DARK BLINKS: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
TIMELESS ABYSS: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
MAZE OF ME: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
ENDLESS GAZE: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
MIRROR LABYRINTH: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
PLAY ON: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
CHAOS SYMPHONY: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
FRAGMENTS: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
ECHOES OF DESTINY: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE GREEN WORLD: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE JOKE WITH A SPINE: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
LOOK-BACK TIME: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE ROOM AFTER: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE HELD: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE OTHER PIPE: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
THE GATE: Music video, Sep 20, 2026.
SILENT POTENTIAL: Music video, Jun 24, 2026.
APOTHEOSIS: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
NULL CHOIR: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
THE LONG COLLAPSE: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
FOOL’S ORBIT: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
DUST AND NEON: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
THE CLOCKWORK GARDEN: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
THE WOUND THAT DANCES: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
SIREN PROTOCOL: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
VEINS OF THE EARTH: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
THE ARCHIVE OF FORGOTTEN LIGHT: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
THE UNMAKING: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
CORONA: Music video, Jun 19, 2026.
PULSE OF THE UNKNOWN: Music video, Jun 1, 2026.
RIPPLES OF MY VOICE: Music video, May 31, 2026.
GROUNDED IN THE DRIFT: Music video, May 31, 2026.
ECHOES IN THE ETHER: Music video, May 31, 2026.
WARNINGS IN THE WIND: Music video, May 31, 2026.
ABSTRACTING THE INFINITE: Music video, May 30, 2026.
WHY ME, UNIVERSE?: Music video, May 30, 2026.
HARMONY IN THE CHAOS: Music video, May 30, 2026.
FOOL’S PARADISE: Music video, May 24, 2026.
THE LAST ORBIT: Music video, May 24, 2026.
BODY OF LIGHT: Music video, May 24, 2026.
ECHOES OF THE UNWRITTEN: Music video, May 24, 2026.
THE VEILED ONE: Music video, May 24, 2026.
AETHER: Music video, May 24, 2026.
ENDLESS FALL: Music video, Mar 1, 2026.
AIM: 10 electronic tracks, Already Light to Aim, mixed in Dolby Atmos. Out Oct 14, 2026.Release link coming soon
SELF: 13 tracks, from Genesis Loop to The Echo of the Spark. Out Sep 25, 2026.
I DO NOT SING ALONE: 12 tracks, from Address to You See It Now. Out Sep 19, 2026.
SCARLET SAILS: 12 tracks, from The Sea Sings to Me to The Sails of Tomorrow. Out Sep 15, 2026.
BEEP BOOP, I THINK THEREFORE I AM: 9 tracks, from Beep Boop, Why Am I? to The Point of it All. Out Sep 15, 2026.
LICENSE TO THRILL: Album on Spotify, Apple Music, TIDAL, YouTube Music and more. Out Sep 13, 2026.
FREQUENCY: Album on Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer, TIDAL and more. Out Jun 29, 2026.
LILA: 10 tracks, from Silent Potential to Recurrence. Out Jun 22, 2026.
MAYA: 7 tracks, from Danced Without a Name to Unraveling. Out Jun 22, 2026.
FORGE: Album on Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer, Audiomack and more. Out Jun 19, 2026.
GILGAMESH (SU): 28-track album, out Jun 4, 2026.
SPARK: Single, out Jun 4, 2026.
CODEX: 12-track album, out May 31, 2026.
SEVEN: 35-track album, out May 26, 2026.
WALLS: 12-track album, out May 25, 2026.
MUSES: 6-track album, out May 22, 2026.
UNIVERSE: 17-track album, out May 22, 2026.
PARADISE: 15-track album, out May 21, 2026.
ATLAS: 8-track album, out May 18, 2026.
THE PARADISE TRINITY: 9-track album, out Mar 27, 2026.
THE INFINITE SPIRIT: 16-track album, out Mar 27, 2026.
THE ETERNAL SON: 16-track album, out Mar 27, 2026.
EVERYWHERENESS: 20-track album, out Mar 27, 2026.
THE NATURE OF GOD: 8-track album, out Mar 26, 2026.
MOMENTUM: 35-track album, out Mar 25, 2026.
METAMORPHOSES: 35-track album, out Mar 15, 2026.
BEAUTIFUL FARAWAY: 35-track album, out Mar 14, 2026.
PRISM: 17-track album, out Mar 8, 2026.
PRINCESS: 20-track album, out Mar 7, 2026.
UNC@HELL: 31-track album, out Mar 6, 2026.
O NÓ GÓRDIO: 11-track album, out Mar 5, 2026.
THE UNIVERSAL FATHER: 11-track album, out Mar 5, 2026.
FADING ECHOES: 14-track album, out Mar 4, 2026.
METROPOLIS: 11-track album, out Mar 3, 2026.
ENDLESS FALL: Single, out Mar 1, 2026.